Duku Man Skit lyrics

DappyYo I’m like lately seeing like
Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but
When I’m on a skankin’ ting no lie I’m on a blankin’ ting
And if you feel my shit I’m on a thankin’ ting

But if you bring a pretty girl around me
I’m on a spankin’ ting it’s no wankin’ ting, ai
See me I’m on a stancin’ ting
forever more I shall be the skankin’ king

FearlessSo if you wanna come hotel don’t waste time
Only get one chance don’t get nine
like kartel said mi cocky longer than mi nine
So cup it and lets up bump ‘n’ grind

I’m a man you’re a female
And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
But they can’t back the real thing in up in detail
Don’t bring your pictures don’t know your emails

DappyYo I’m a hard worker but I’m not a grime MC
So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics
And my friends reminiscing about the days
When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah)

Shag them then link their best friend
You’re the shit to my shoe
Your Dad shoulda splashed on the floor
Or in your Mum's face

FearlessHey if you’re a duku man
You’ve gotta be stackin’ up duku plans
No fools round here no lulus man
You man are spooky you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)

DappyWhat planet are you on you must be cuckoo
I don’t wanna put a thing in Fifi’s hands
‘Cause you’re real definite and make it go duku
We’re supposed to have rules not lulus

Never have I seen a man run that fast
I’m surprised that he never done a poo poo
Ay doughnut, dickhead, Beenie Man’s cousin
Dey feel silly man dey ate more than a dozen

I did ask Tulisa and she told me that:
”I will never shag a man unless I love him!”
Zagaza I wanna be fake ragamuffin
How can you let a duku man like me
Make two grown men like you start dussin’

FearlessNever talk to their friends when they come and start duckin’

DappyYou bein’a buggin’ wanna talk shit behind my back
When you see me start runnin’

FearlessAhh, you ain't heavy like a ton full of bricks
N-Dubz got a bag full of hits
You and your boys are bag full of pricks

DappyIf we come to your party
You know we’re gonna leave with all of the chicks

FearlessIf you’re a duku man
You’ve gotta be stackin’ up duku plans
No fools round here no lulus man
You man are spooky you do voodoo

Dappy(Dooks, tell me)
What would you if you’re in a club dancin’
A man rollin’ with his girlfriend on a satin
And she starts givin’ you the eye like it’s a bang ting
I know what I would do I ain’t rampin’ (Dooks)

FearlessI would take her to the toilet put her in a sink
Give her willy till they by dem wink
Don’t think I’m buyin’ you a drink you are not my girlfriend
And that’s enough of that I don’t care what you think

DappyWhen I die don’t bury me burn me
By the way things are goin’ I might die early
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
"I’m a killer and no one can hurt me"

FearlessYo
When I die don’t bury me freeze me
By the way things are goin’ I might die easy
I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
"I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy"

DappyYou ask if you think that I’m living in a dreamland
You thinkin’ that I play two notes on a keyboard
And come up with a song like ours
Your mixtape stinks like a fart

My album’s a slut in the charts
half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter
So could you please stop standin’ in the west
when you can’t even sell 2 of them in an hour

FearlessGo go cobunion
I come chew wid a shank then done dem
I'm from a place called North West London
I heard your mum’s got bunions fam what