Bad Date lyrics

ChorusI can't believe I went out with a dudd
He picked me up in his grandmother's car
He left a tab with my name at the bar
I don't believe I'm alive this far

This is a bad date

Verse 1Stalking Stanley, tall but not manly
Airline, hairline but not too shabby
Begging me "please" for an outing
Promise me dinner and dancing

Wrong

To the local drive through
You said to me that I should pay too
To the bar with holes in his wallet
Don't ask me if you can't afford it

ChorusI can't believe I went out with a dudd
He picked me up in his grandmother's car
He left a tab with my name at the bar
I don't believe I'm alive this far

This is a bad date

I can't believe I went out with a dudd
He picked me up in his grandmother's car
He left a tab with my name at the bar
I don't believe I'm alive this far

This is a bad date

Verse 2So, date's gone loco, lost in Soho
How did I get trapped with this bozo
He wants to peak in my bra
And this a free drink is gonna go far

Wrong

This ain't love at first sight
Pockets so low, I shoulda been blind
Just say no to boys with bad credit
Someone point me to the next exit

BridgeA tip for the boys
When they ask out a girl
Know that talking is cheap in a material world
Better figure it out or we'll move on to the next

ChorusI can't believe I went out with a dudd
He picked me up in his grandmother's car
He left a tab with my name at the bar
I don't believe I'm alive this far

This is a bad date

I can't believe I went out with a dudd
He picked me up in his grandmother's car
He left a tab with my name at the bar
I don't believe I'm alive this far

This is a bad date